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Cell Phone Messages

This is just a collection of the weird cell phone text messages I've gotten that I doubt are pals playing a trick on me or what-not, but honest-to-gawd messages people were trying to send each other.

17 Mar 2005 02:33AM — "So you want to hook up with me cuz your my heroin pussy." — from 503-459-8861.

19 Jan 2005 01:23AM — "So howes my heroin pussy." — from 503-459-8861.

11 March 2005 03:14AM — "Sorry about my calls last night. I was a little wasted." — from 518-335-1452.

4 Jan 2006 1:46AM — "You confuse me." — from 503-312-2763.

Yes, truth be told, my one ex-girlfriend's dick is a wee bigger than mine... but just a tiny bit.

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